Y’all can agree with me that the year 2011 lasted less than a month! Cuz swear down; 1/1/11 was just like yesterday. No?

2011 for me, started on quite a sour note; My first break up. My very first year in Med School. I was too ecstatic to start school; right now,I wish year 2015 could just be equal to year 2012. Just Basic Medical Sciences and I’m already tired. I wonder what will happen when I get to the clinics.

All in all, 2011 turned out to be a good year for me. I lost my wallet twice, lost my phone and other personal stuff I can’t divulge here…Let’s just pray for a better 2012

I was gonna do lists like….The highs of 2011…Flops of 2011.. Music and stuff but Im too lazy. I’m gonna write on the things I learnt in 2011. Enjoy J

• Nobody ever seems to believe the saying that what you don’t know cannot kill you.
• Twitter hype is not it. See what happened to ELI. People that were tweeting and retweeting. How many people showed up for the show? Or the songs that I wasted MBs to download and the songs turned out to be *bleh* -_-
• You people that were claiming “I’m voting for GEJ and not PDP” can you see yourselves now?
• Tonto Dikeh’z zide eye reignz supreme
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• Never Trust a tailor.
• Anybody can rap o! Look see; “Only MC with the MB! BS!” #Sweggggg
• T go for ‘Koko concept’ and ‘Redeem Unpluck’ is a must.
• Truly. Age is just a number. See Mazi Oracle
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• Singing nonsense can take you places. Like D’banj said; “you don’t have to make sense” And D’banj made no sense. But guess who’s living the G.O.O.D life.
• You don’t need pubic hair to make babies. Wizkid can tell you his story.
• How to know you’re a twitter celeb; People write poems for follow backs;          “Roses are redYour hair is purple I will do anything for you Just follow me back”
• Yes. Its that bad.
• 14 years!!!!
• Being a Unilag girl is not easy. The Stereotyping + Generalization is too much. Thank God I’m a Medilag girl
  

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• Anyone that advices you to study medicine doesn’t love you.
• Eveything is now sexual
• Ugwu Leaves >>>>>>>>>>> 
• Tears now come in the shredded form. You can treat this by drinking Orange Jews. I wonder what Orange Jews taste like
• Being an Ibadan Indigene is not easy. We always take the Jabs. Especially Ibadan girls (=^_^=).
• Someone somewhere is always forming a BC. A New year BC is coming your way.
• Don’t be with someone you cannot laugh and joke with. Laughter is the best medicine.
• Twitter remains a serious issue. You are your tweets no matter how much you deny it. 
• If you’re a Med Student, Never let your lecturer know that your father is a doctor. The famz will be too great. That is how many anatomy HOD called my father when I failed my CA.
• Haters are always gonn’ hate
• Live your life while you can. Don’t have to wish you did something while you had the chance. I wish I had more fun in year 1.
• Leave before you are left.
• Your DMs are not so safe. Keep your naked pictures of twitter.
• There are too many talented Nigerian youth. I wish I could do something with my hands.  What is your talent?
• Don’t sleep with another girl’s boyfriend. Na ata gigun get you oo!
• It’s a crime to be fat and ugly. People are too insensitive. Don’t call them fat; call them heavy boned. Don’t call them ugly; call them tending towards the unfine axis.
• You can be a cool virgin. See the toxic virgin.
• There are still some good Nigerians. I forgot my wallet on a bus and a kind man brought it to my school for me.
• There are P setters and there are P setters. There are P setters. The actual P setters don’t make noise about setting P. I know this
• Weed over Alcohol any day. Alcohol can get you into trouble. Weed makes you stupid. I prefer stupid.
• If you ever have to get married. Don’t rush things. I know why I’m saying this. *cough* Mer *cough* see *cough* John *cough* Doe. I did not mention names o!
• People can claim!! Even somebody living in Epe will be complaining about the Lekki toll gate.
• Festac is a country on its own – Farstac
• Don’t be a weist 
• Twitter is not just for setting P. See what happened to D’banj or Odinabarbie or Tweetoracle – He was offered 3 million naira for his twitter account. Don’t put chewing gum in your eyes people are making a living off witter.
• Fela lives forever! He’s a bawse like that.
• What did we learn from G/Qadhafi tho?  
• Don’t blame Boko Haram. Why can’t our government give us good security?
• If you have to steal your daddy’s credit. Steal wisely.
• You can never be too stupid. See Vic O vs Speed Darlingtion – Battle of the stupids. We await Vic’s new album. The Murder Fuckers.
• I am a bloody addict
• This just came in….To get HIV all you need is 12 thrusts

I learnt many more things sha. What did you learn in 2011??

PS. This is obviously my last post in 2011. I want to say thank you to all of my awesome readers and supporters. Y’all made my 2011. Hope to see you all in 2012. Hope you had a blissful 2011. Hope your 2012 will be more bliss filled.

Im also looking for guest writers o!! Inbox me @ bolawindapo@yahoo.com No spam please.

Thank you for coming and please share your thoughts and don’t forget to feel your boobies! I love you all!!

Keezez!!