I Remember When..
Posted October 15, 2011on:
I was just sorting out Files on my computer and I stumbled upon my old Journal/Blog. I called it my BLOURNAL: “Kemi Tells It Like It Is” .
I opened my blogger account; I was like “Who wants to read my crap sef?” So I shut it down and Started blogging to myself. Really corny stuff. If anyone should read it, I would blush to death!!! Don’t even think of stealing my computer. It has a password. You can’t crack it :p
This was the only reasonable thing I could extract from it;
I’m not Tryna be puritan or something, but you have to agree with me that our morals have gone with the wind…..yes or yes?? –
So I compiled some words in our vocabulary that were harmless back in the day (I also threw in some sayings)…
I remember when….:p
Tit was always for tat….uhm-hm
Pussy was a cat..
Cock was a male chicken
Bone was still bone
69 was just a number….yes it was
F*@k was a forbidden word…we have modernized it to EFF
Gay meant happy
Horny was never a word!…same thing as KONJI when I first heard it, I thought it was some kind of disease..
Dick was a man’s name…as in Tom, Dick or Harry..Heloooo???
Head sat on my neck
Okin was just…well..Biscuit??
Come was to come..
Boob was a stupid person
Cans were just cans
Shag was something rough..
A jerk was a foolish person
I thought pregnancy was from kissing
ATM was Automated Teller Machine??
The womb was a box…. Thanks to Nollywood!!
Dope meant cool
Crack was a crack
Curiosity killed the cat…
If you have sex, you will drop dead…
Virginity was dignity and not lack of opportunity….HELL YES!!!
Making out meant draw..
Missionary was well..Missionary
I did not know what spooning meant
Legalization of pornography and prostitution
Legalization of gay marriages…
You turn on the TV and 16 and pregnant is on air
You Google “black” and porn is the result
Everybody makes a sex video
Guinness book of record acknowledges the woman that has sex with over 900 men in 24 hours…ever heard of STD???
At 16 your mum thinks you dunno what a BJ is and you just smile on the inside…uhm-hm
Teen moms is up next on MTV Base..
Any music video that does not have a swear word or doesn’t depict sex doesn’t sell…Ask D’banj
We no longer tell the little ones “Close your eyes” during the racy scenes…
Who gives a damn about age restrictions?? R18 = Fam
Abstinence is no longer preached…they say use a condom instead…
Many things you may know that I don’t..
o_O Now I have lost all my innocence..
Loool. Corny eh?